Facial cleansing mask

Every month or so it seems,

My face breaks out.

You ladies can probably sympathize... I hope.

A friend taught me how this simple mask can help.

It really works.

Two ingredients - 1 egg white, and some ground up oatmeal.

I like to grind the oatmeal up in the blender.

I know you're thinking "Egg whites? Gross!"

But it's really not so bad.

Mix the egg white and about a tablespoon or two of ground oatmeal together.

WARNING: this mask makes you look really scary.

Your husband will think you have a disease.

To further warn you;

this post contains scary pictures of me, with out make up or cute hair.

You have been warned.

Smear the goop all over your face.

After you smear it on wait for it to dry, about 15 -20 minutes.

While your waiting for it to dry watch some TV, check your email,

play a little plants vs. zombies, what ever suits your fancy.

Your face will tighten up, it will feel pretty strange.

Your skin will keep pulling and pulling tighter and tighter

until it feels like it will crack in half.

This is good.

Once it is dry then just wash it off with warm water and a wash cloth.

Your skin will feel so soft and smooth.

You will be touching your face the rest of the evening.

You will thank me I promise, give the egg whites a shot.

Let me know what you think.

Thanks,